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Values are consensus rankings mapped to a 0–100 scale and adjusted for consolidation (each additional asset counts 28% less than the one before). Results are for entertainment purposes only, except when the counterparty is Henry, in which case they are binding, admissible, and have been notarized. The desk does not accept appeals, kickers, or the phrase "hear me out."
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